there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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