so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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