His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Never joke about your clitoris.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
