on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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