i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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