glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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