Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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