She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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