Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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