Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
