ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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