doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.â€
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