i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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