what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He felt like a one man threesome
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
