dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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