holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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