I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
