At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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