So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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