He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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