TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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