Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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