we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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