Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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