In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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