i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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