Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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