Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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