Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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