I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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