absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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