i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing