chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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