Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
