Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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