I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
