They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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