so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Randomize
