It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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