Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
