Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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