No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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