we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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