you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
These tits shall not be calmed
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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