haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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