Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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