Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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