I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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