chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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