I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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