we're blogging at a bar
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
