YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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