She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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