why didn't you poke me back
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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