There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
honey bunches of taint.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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