thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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