I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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