No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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