are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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