guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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