Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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