I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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